Overheard in St John’s Place

New York voyeurs often check out Overheard in New York, an online home for all the weird, wonderful and downright unclassifiable exchanges heard on the street and subway.

A friend pointed me in the direction of this charming exchange, which I was horrified to discover took place somewhere along my own street:

Hobo #1: Bitches is crazy, crazy. Had no choice but to f**k that squirrel.
Hobo #2 : Nooo, nooo.
Hobo #1: Yup, yup. That squirrel was worth five cents.
Hobo #2: Nooo, I’ll tell you how much that squirrel was worth. $15.98.

I don’t understand it, either.  

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