New York voyeurs often check out Overheard in New York, an online home for all the weird, wonderful and downright unclassifiable exchanges heard on the street and subway.

A friend pointed me in the direction of this charming exchange, which I was horrified to discover took place somewhere along my own street:

Hobo #1: Bitches is crazy, crazy. Had no choice but to f**k that squirrel.
Hobo #2 : Nooo, nooo.
Hobo #1: Yup, yup. That squirrel was worth five cents.
Hobo #2: Nooo, I’ll tell you how much that squirrel was worth. $15.98.

I don’t understand it, either.  

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